Aaden Gosselin

So we're a little obsessed with Aaden Gosselin aka the runt child of Jon and Kate (the biggest fuck-up parents in the mid-West).

Here is a little tribute to the least cute Gosselin who will definitely grow up to be the genius who ends the spread of CHILDREN.



This is Mommy "god I wish I was on the pill" Kate. She's all party in the front, soccer mom in the back:


This is Daddy "shoulda worn condoms" John. He decided it would be a good idea to make a funny video about his life whilst in the middle of a MESSY DIVORCE that is RUINING HIS CHILDREN'S LIVES.

Jon Gosselin Goes Back in Time from Jon Gosselin

This is Hailey Glassman - aka the dirty slut who ruined the Gosselin empire and won't STFU about it. TLC has a hit out on her.


Here is a recent convo S & C had about the Gosselin phenomenon:
1:07am - 1:20am

Carly
go to bed

Es
i'm trying

Carly
me too. we need to blog

Es
is your haircut keeping you up?

Carly
yea it keeps cutting my pillow like little gosselin daggers

Es
yeah watch your eyes. they have a life of their own

Carly
ill try

Es
kate scissorhair kills 15 yr old John's gf in a freak stabbing accident

Carly
amazing. they are superheros. we need names

Es
yeahh

Carly
k-EIGHT-RON
K-EIGHT-TRON

Es
hahaha
Captain John

Carly
Captain John vs. Pirate K'Eight

Es
yesss

Carly
who will take the bounty of the eight gold statues

Es
Kate-ahontas

Carly
John "should have worn condoms" smith

Es
seven golden statues and one migit with glasses

Carly
HAHAHHAH
that glasses kid is MAD jokes

Es
TOO GOOD

Stay tuned for more Aaden adventures!

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