Guidos, guidettes, and the Jersey Shore.

My new obsession.

MTV's the Jersey Shore.

Yes, ladies and gentleman, they have stooped to filming Jersey guidos and guidettes pumping fists, pounding chicks and eating protein bars.

It is perhaps the best show MTV has ever made, with such classic lines as:

"I don't have to deal with this shit. I'm a bartenda, you know, i do great things."

"Wait, wait, wait. You didn't say anything about your boyfriend this whole night. What a shady bitch!"

"If a girl's a slut, i mean, she should be abused."

"My dream is to live in Jersey Shore, with a hot tan, juiced up guido."

Seriously,
WATCH IT NOW.

S.